A little tired from an early morning start for the long drive north, I thought I’d take a break and grab a breakfast coffee in this Costa Coffee shop.

Before I ordered, I fancied a slash, so off to the little boys room. OK, I get the concept of these gender neutral toilets. Not sure I agree, but get the concept.

The sign on each of the three doors had both male and female icons, I looked once, twice, thrice and entered.

Glasses in car and bleary eyed, to be confronted with a sit down bowl and no urinal. Alongside a sanitary towel bin.

It’s all a bit sensory overload this time in the morning! Had I made a mistake and am pissing in the girls bog? Am I going to get arrested as some sort of pervert?