Early Adopters Reward
To mark this sacred launch, we’re announcing:
🌀 The Great Sacred Splatter 🌀
The first 25 friends and family to swap ETH for 1,000,000 $POOBAH will receive:
- 1,000,000 $POOBAH free (yes, matching your purchase)
- A digital Early Adopter Certificate
- Our eternal gratitude
To claim: just complete your swap, then message us on Telegram or Discord. You’ll be added to the sacred list and airdropped shortly after.
$POOBAH Takes Off: Meet the Sacred Meme Coin That’s Going Interstellar
On this day in 1961, Yuri Gagarin became the first human to launch into space. Today, another daring leap is made—not by a cosmonaut, but by a coin.
Meet $POOBAH: the sacred meme coin that’s tickled its way onto Ethereum and into your heart. Lovingly muddled into existence by a small, curious team (hi, it’s us), the Poobah Token has landed, and yes—we’ve had our very first trade on Uniswap. There was much rejoicing, followed by tea.
But what is $POOBAH?
The Sacred Backstory
At the heart of $POOBAH lies the Poobah himself—a surreal, sage-like figure who dispenses wisdom through the fog of confusion, absurdity, and cheeky satire. Think Confucius, but with a fondness for nonsense and occasionally dressed like a custard volcano committee chairperson.
Every day, the Poobah delivers a new Quote of the Day (QOTD), steeped in whimsy, satire, and (at least once) flying marshmallows. Today’s QOTD, fittingly, was space-themed to honour Gagarin’s legacy—and ours.
From the #Asteroid #Archives Poobah says: “Only a fool counts #rockets when the #moon owes them #rent.”
You get the idea.
In celebration of the International Day of Human Space Flight, Yuri’s Night and Cosmonautics Day (Russia)—From the #Orbital #Fondling #Bay the Poobah says: “If #Yuri #Gagarin was the first man in #space, I’ll be the first to plant my flag in your __.”
Some explore the #stars. Others explore #orifices. Only the brave do both.
Complete the blank, you cosmic deviant. Bonus points for accuracy, originality, and orbital innuendo.
#YuriGagarin #QOTD #QuoteOfTheDay #PoobahSays #SaturdayVibes #MemeCoin #Meme #Memes #ThePoobah #SacredNonsense #SurrealHumour #CryptoCult $POOBAH
“If a #frog tells you he’s your #father, check the #family #tree for #tadpole and #tax returns.” Father he is, frog he be, coin you hold not? Buy $POOBAH, fool you are.
#MemeCoin #CryptoMeme #StarWars #Pepe #StarWarsMeme #PepeMeme #UseTheForce #IAmYourFather
#FrogCoin #Poobah #PoobahSays
Project Fundamentals
This is a standard ERC-20 token, built using verified OpenZeppelin contracts (ERC20 + Burnable + Ownable), deployed without optimisation using Solidity 0.8.20. No tokens are locked from supply—the entire supply was minted at launch to the deployer’s wallet. Airdrops and incentives are tracked manually via community records.
Let’s get nerdy for a moment.
- Token Name: Poobah Token
- Ticker: $POOBAH
- Chain: Ethereum Mainnet
- Contract Address: 0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3
- Decimals: 18
- Max Supply: 10,000,000,000
- Verified on Etherscan: Yes
- LP Status: Liquidity Pool created on Uniswap, LP is locked.
Where We Are Now
- Twitter: @PoobahSays
- Instagram: @PoobahSays
- Mastodon: @PoobahSays
- Blue Sky: @poobahsays.bsky.social
How to Get Your $POOBAH (A Novice’s Guide)
Step 1: Get a Crypto Wallet
Download and install MetaMask or use Coinbase Wallet. These are apps (mobile or browser extensions) that let you interact with Ethereum.Step 2: Add Ethereum
You’ll need some ETH in your wallet to buy $POOBAH. You can purchase ETH directly inside MetaMask (via MoonPay or another provider) or send it from a crypto exchange like Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken.Step 3: Connect to Uniswap
Visit Uniswap and click Connect Wallet. Approve MetaMask or Coinbase Wallet to connect.Step 4: Swap ETH for $POOBAH
Paste our token address into the Uniswap token selector: 0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3 Choose how much ETH to swap and click Swap. Done!How to Get Your $POOBAH (A Novice’s Guide)
Right—so you’re new to this Web3 madness and wondering, “How do I even start?” Here’s a simple guide:
Step 1: Get a Crypto Wallet
Download and install MetaMask or use Coinbase Wallet. These are apps (mobile or browser extensions) that let you interact with Ethereum.
Step 2: Add Ethereum
You’ll need some ETH in your wallet to buy $POOBAH. You can purchase ETH directly inside MetaMask (via MoonPay or another provider) or send it from a crypto exchange like Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken.
Step 3: Connect to Uniswap
Visit Uniswap and click Connect Wallet. Approve MetaMask or Coinbase Wallet to connect.
Step 4: Swap ETH for $POOBAH
Paste our token address into the Uniswap token selector: 0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3
Choose how much ETH to swap and click Swap. Done!
The Future: NFTs and $POOBAH Utility
- The Poobah Card Collection — whimsical, illustrated NFTs with daily QOTDs
- Gamified Rarity Tiers — think “Utterly Bonkers” and “Cosmic Custard”
- Betting Games & Meme Challenges — participate, win $POOBAH, and ascend the absurd ranks
- $POOBAH-powered Airdrops for future holders
- NFT minting and staking utilities using $POOBAH
Final Word
$POOBAH is a gentle rebellion against the serious face of crypto. It’s proof that something strange, comical, and chaotic can still be built with care, security, and real intent.
The Poobah is watching.
Will you become one of the Chosen?