I went to the Marwell Zoo yesterday afternoon and there was a French baguette just lying in a cage. Nothing else, just the baguette.
“I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy. “A kilt?” exclaims Archie. “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartan?”
My daughter’s pet mouse was found dead this morning.
I applied for a job at Citroen yesterday.